The Fancy Bar — Bottle Brawl
Daniel the Pig has stumbled into a rowdy wooden dive bar, packed with rough drinkers bawling along to the jukebox. Leap the counters and the holes in the floor, dodge the big tattooed drunks and the shelves crashing off the walls, and grab cocktails and escargot. Pick up beer bottles and hurl them (X) — and in the back room, the crowd chucks bottles onto the floor for you to grab and pelt the boss with.
Tip: you can only throw bottles you've picked up (🍾) — grab them off the floor, and stomp drunks for free. Mind the holes in the floor. In the back room, snatch the bottles the crowd throws in and keep pelting the boss until he turns to ash.
The Fancy Bar — Bottle Brawl is Daniel the Pig's sixth level, and his first proper punch-up. It trades the neon of 2030 for a grimy, wood-panelled dive bar — barrels stacked behind the counter, a swinging lantern, and a rough crowd of old sailors and bruisers bawling along to the jukebox. Daniel runs the length of the bar leaping between counters and balconies and over holes in the floorboards, dodging big scarred, tattooed drunks and the loaded shelves that shake loose and crash down off the walls.
Daniel isn't defenceless: pick up green beer bottles and press X to throw one — it shatters a drunk on impact. Collect fancy cocktails and plates of escargot for score along the way (clear a whole set for a bonus). The level ends in a cleared-out back room — a French gentleman calmly eating a snail while the crowd looks on — where Daniel squares up to the boss: a huge tattooed bruiser with a big pointy nose, a torn leather jacket, and a beer bottle he's happy to throw. He's too big to stomp, so the crowd pitches in — hurling beer bottles onto the floor for Daniel to grab and lob back until the boss crumbles to ash and blows away.
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